She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This is the high leading the old right now
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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