He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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