love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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