What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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