Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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