can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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