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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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