dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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