That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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