She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
