Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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