Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
why is half of my head shaved?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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