Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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