Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Randomize
