i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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