can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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