i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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