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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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