Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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