Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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