she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
