I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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