that's an acceptable place to lick
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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