My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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