It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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