Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Send help, water and tortillas.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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