great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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