also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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