Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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