just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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