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(540): View more from Virginia

My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.

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(845): View more from New York

I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.

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(917): View more from New York City

so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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(818): View more from California

...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.

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(301): View more from Maryland

just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.

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(760): View more from California

Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.

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(801): View more from Utah

My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.

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