You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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