You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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