My first STD was from a foam party
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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