i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I queefed so loud it echoed.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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