You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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