I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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