His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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