Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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