Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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