You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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