...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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