They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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