Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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