I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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