grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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