He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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