I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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