Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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