True but thats because hes a fetus.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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