im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
People in love make me want to vomit
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
