I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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