I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
wow bdsm is so cute
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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