I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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