My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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